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• 英语老师
  饿丫向饿妈哭诉:我被英语老师赶出课堂。我如此优秀，凭什么啊!
  饿妈:你对你老师说啥了？
  饿丫:老师让我翻译:知之为知之，不知为不知。我说know is know, no know is no know.
  又问不三不四呢？我说no three no four.又问我，有多远死多远呢？我说:as far as you go to die.
  我的英语如此优秀，如此amazing，他凭什么赶我出去!他脑子是进小米粥了吗？

• 黄工胆机
  Ehai：Eya，Eya，Our Chinese products has gone beyond Japanese.
  Eya：What are you talking about?
  Ehai：The newly made tube amplifier，Shanghai electric sound engineer Huang zuoyi developed sounds quite profound，which is much better than Accuphase.
  Eya：Stop boasting，Accuphase is top power amplifier.
  Ehai：You don't believe it? Let’s go to check it now，Mr Xu has both of them at home.
  Ehai：Accuphase first.
  Eya：Let's hit HUANG’S.
  Eya：Wow，so amazing! Our home made product is so astonishing that I have to buy to support it.

• 电子商务法
  Eya：Ehai，there are many copies of your goods emerging on different e-commerce platform again.
  Ehai：Don't worry，Since the e-commerce law has been enforced on January 1st，2019，The copycats will all be cracked down.
  

• 溜过墙鱼丸
  Eya： Ehai，the ping-pong is broken，what should we do now?
  Ehai： Heihei，Got it！

• 有茶说使用买点吧APP
  Eya：Ehai，Stop playing with your phone? hum!
  Ehai：I found an interesting shopping app through which we only need to pay half price.
  Eya：Wow, it's interesting, I got to download it.
  

• 饿孩吃大葱
  Airline stewardess：In order to assure you the comfort on this flight，The gentleman with the green onion dip in sauce，Please eat them up and go to the washing room to brush your teeth.Yes，sir，it's you，Please！No need to look around，Thanks for your cooperation.

• 饿丫国庆吃蛋糕
  Ehai：Eya，why do you buy a birthday cake? It's not your birthday nor mine.
  Eya：Motherland is like our mother，since it 's mother's birthday，it's reasonable to eat a birthday cake
  Ehai：……

• 饿孩饿丫回忆中秋节
  Eya：Ehai，do you still remember the first mid-autumn festival we spend together?
  Ehai： Yes， I spent ten dollars on two bottles of beverage and a bag of melon seeds， we talked in the park the whole night！
  Eya：Yep，what a good memory！
  Ehai：Yep，Eya，what about if we spend another 10 dollars and enjoy together for this year's Mid-autumn day?
  Eya：……

• 饿丫点外卖
  Eya：Hey，I want three bottles of coke，three hamburgers，and three packs of French fries?
  Ehai：Excuse me，this is library！
  Eya：I want three bottles of coke，three hamburgers，and three packets of French fries.
  Ehai：Why do others order two，you order three? You are eating too much.
  Eya：I order for those boys and girls who gave me likes and great attention.
  

• 饿孩饿丫切披萨
  Ehai：You wanna cut it into 6 or 8 pieces?
  Eya：6 pieces，8 pieces are too much for me！

• 饿孩饿丫过七夕
  Ehai：Clouds float like works of art；Stars shoot with grief at heart.
  Eya：Across the Milky Way the Cowherd meets the Maid
  Ehai：Eya，
  Eya：Ehai，
  Ehai：When Autumn’s Golden wind embraces Dew of Jades，
  Eya：All the love scenes on earth, however many, fade
  Ehai：Their tender love flows like a stream；This happy date seems but a dream.
  Eya：Can they bear a separate homeward way?
  Ehai：If love between both sides can last for aye，
  Eya：Why need they stay together night and day?

• 饿丫过六一
  Eya：Children's day is coming，I want yoghurt、choclate、doughnuts、mango pudding、candy、biscuit、Oreo，I'm still a little child，I will keep you being around if you would send all these to me！